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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. I always tell the truth, and now i can't remember where my clothes are... I think I will lie a little bit!

SKA-POW!, 2019-09-08 21:40:02

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

Hey! Waiter!
Ho! Ho! What is it, Sir?
It's my birthday! Any discount?
Ho! Ho! No, Sir!
No? Don't you ever give any discount?
Ho! Ho! Yes! At christmas eve! Ho! Ho!