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Just called!

Just called!

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I just called to say that I love you... I just called to say that I miss you... I just called to say that I can't live without you!! I wanted to tell you, that you are my future and my destiny in life. You are the one and only... But you never picked up the phone so now I'm home farting and watching TV..!!


SKA-POW!, 2020-11-22 19:01:19

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

Hey! Waiter!
What is it, Sir?
There's a submarine in my soup!
A yellow submarine..?
How should I know?!
Never mind